Monday, June 25, 2018







Living in the Woods




Somewhere along the timeline of my life, I got the idea of living in the North Woods. I don’t know how or why the idea came to me. Perhaps it was some hidden influence from a literature class about Henry David Thoreau and his eloquence in describing his 2-year stint of living in the woods along Walden Pond. 


I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practice resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion.” – Henry D. Thoreau
Maybe it was not Thoreau, but someone much closer to Roscommon like Marguerite Gahagan, a local scribe who ran a newspaper, The North Woods Call. She earned a fair living writing about the woods and environmental issues. She spent her last years in Roscommon living in the woods, writing about her favorite things; little critters from the woods who came to her door in search of handouts that she happily furnished.

Marguerite Mary Gahagan (June 22, 1907 – January 4, 1997) was an award-winning journalist, author, and conservationist. She wrote, edited and published The Northwoods Call, a weekly newspaper that became an influential conservation publication across Michigan. Marguerite took the approach of an investigative journalist, reporting on environmental issues in Michigan. She operated the paper by herself for nearly 16 years, being recognized by Time Magazine, the National Wildlife Federation, and the Association for Women in Communications. This legacy continues in the form of Marguerite Gahagan Nature Preserve, located at Marguerite's former estate in Roscommon, Michigan.




Whatever the reason, I ended up in the woods in Roscommon, drawn to its beauty as typified by its colorful lakes, rivers and woods that dot the county like spots on a leopard. Everywhere in the county we are no more than five miles from a body of water, so says our tourist information.



When I first moved here, I didn’t know too much about living in the woods. I didn’t know about black flies and how these tiny critters make a living out of bedeviling humans. These are the ones who sneak under your socks to suck your blood, leaving behind a poison that causes swelling and terrific itching. After moving to Roscommon, I quickly learned that black flies are just the prelude to the real punishment that begins with the maturation of their friends and neighbors, mosquitoes. Big, black ones who specialize in attacking us unwitting humans who dare set foot in THEIR woods. They are so big that, if you could catch ‘em alive, you could saddle ‘em and charge money for rides. I bet that neither Thoreau nor Marguerite wrote about these flying devils. 


Shortly after bug season gets in full flower, pollen season starts. In my area of the woods, you wake up one morning to find a layer of fine yellow dust on everything you own that sits outdoors. Your beloved outdoor hammock or lounge chair is suddenly coated with dust that becomes slimy when wet and crusty when dry. The porch, window frames, and all other horizontal surfaces become similarly coated. There is not much point in cleaning it up, because you’ll have the same thing again tomorrow. The amount of the yellow dust slowly begins to diminish after a few weeks and becomes only a distant memory providing that the wife cleans everything before company arrives in late spring.

One of the good things about this time of year is the spring equinox – the date that the sun provides the most hours of sunlight during the entire year. Even though the bugs are bad in the spring, on June 21 we get nearly 16 hours of sunlight as the sun rises around 6 AM and sets after 9:30 PM. ‘Course, you can’t go outdoors to see either event cause the bugs are too bad at those times.

Hard upon the last gasps of the yellow pollen snowfall is the coming of late spring snowfall. Not the winter kind – the spring kind where our many cotton-wood trees drop their seeds that float through the air in their cocoons of cotton, landing on every surface that the wife just cleaned of the nasty yellow pollen. Even the tall weeds and recalcitrant flowers in your gardens that have been unattended because of your seasonal allergies get coated with cotton. This year, the cotton was so pervasive that I found myself suddenly wishing for pollen instead of cottonwood snow on everything. A shudder of revulsion is the appropriate response here. One would begin to question my choice of the woods were it not for the birds.

Ahh the birds. All the nastiness of spring is forgiven with the arrival of our migrant birds beginning in early spring and extending until summer begins. In earliest spring we begin to hear the colorful notes of Trumpeter Swans at the river along with the unmistakable gurgle of Sandhill Cranes flying low overhead as they search for a resting place during their migration or settle in one of the close by fields making it a summer habitat for long-legged birds.

Medium-sized and smaller birds also add their color and songs to our neighborhood. My personal favorites are the barred owls who inhabit our swampy woods and place their telephone calls at any time day or night asking the same question over and over, “Who cooks for you?” If you listen carefully, most times you will be rewarded with an answering call from a distant owl. The answer is haunting especially at night as the eerie melodic answer comes floating back on the cool night air. ‘I don’t know,’ “Who cooks for you?” These birds are easy to fool. Many times, they will answer me as I add my shouted rendition about cooking to their monotonous conversations.

Just now our bird feeders are featuring the daily display of an especially colorful neighborhood resident, an Evening Grosbeak and his family. He is large enough to match wits with our equally colorful but more common blue jays who often spar with the grosbeaks for an available spot at the feeders.

And so it is. The hardships of life in the North Woods are balanced against its pleasures. I now realize that neither Thoreau nor Gahagan were influential in my decision in moving here since I am neither able nor willing to construct 100 word sentences as Thoreau did, nor earn a salary of any measurable sort by provocative writing as did our resident and well-known naturalist Marguerite Gagahan. But I can watch the birds and enjoy our magnificent surroundings.  It is quite enough. 

 

Tuesday, June 19, 2018


What sort of tyrants are these?



What manner of tyrants have we put in charge of our federal government who can rip apart families that are convicted of being illegal aliens? Border agents are separating children from their terrorized parents including those who are seeking asylum from violence at home. Most of these parents come to us as a last resort for their own survival and to improve the lives of their children. If they are captured at the border or found by ICE and convicted of being an illegal alien, their children are incarcerated, and the parents are deported; most expecting that they will never again see their children.

The tape recordings from the prisons that our border patrol agents use to incarcerate alien children give proof of the Gestapo-like practices that are being thrust on those who come to the United States illegally. Most come in the mistaken belief that we still live up to the promise inscribed on our statue of liberty. 

“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Our current government leaders have no intention of welcoming immigrants nor of following past practices regards immigration unless the immigrants are wealthy, white, Anglo-Saxon Protestants. Our President and Attorney General have created a policy they call Zero Tolerance. It is directed at those who look different than them and/or believe in a different religion. Crossing our border illegally is a misdemeanor. Under Zero Tolerance the penalty for this misdemeanor offense is to take their children away from them and then separately deport the parents without providing any information about their children. This penalty may impose a life sentence of suffering on innocent children according to physicians who are familiar with the effects of the psychological stress of separation. Can we stand by as innocent children are put in cages in America? It is a draconian punishment for something they have no control over.



The leaders who have directed this practice at our borders and those who implement this harshest of all penalties, should be ashamed. This practice cannot stand. If our current leaders cannot change this policy, we must change our leaders.  


Saturday, June 2, 2018

Some Surprising Things About Electronic Gadgets








Some Surprising Things About Electronic Gadgets . . . (that you should probably learn)






Some of us spend a surprising amount of time using electronic gadgets. Inevitably, after a few years use, we find that the old things just don’t satisfy our needs and we feel obligated to buy new ones. Then comes a decision – figuring out how to dispose of the outdated gadgets. For some – it’s simple, toss it in the garbage bin. For others like me, it’s a big problem. The size of the problem was driven home after I spent the largest part of today helping to recycle the darned things. The occasion of my labor was our county’s twice-yearly Household Hazardous Waste collection program where two other volunteers and I had the job of carrying unwanted electronic gadgets from resident’s cars to a series of collection boxes and pallets for ultimate recycling. We sorted, carried, and then stacked the unwanted things on one of the two dozen pallets and an equal number of large cardboard boxes that had been designated for the collection. The county’s organizers of the event provided the boxes and pallets for stacking the televisions, telephones, computers, printers and a wide assortment of other electronics. They provided space for the things based on the number of devices collected last fall. This year, the number of boxes and pallets provided were too few by half as the number of thrown-away gadgets vastly exceeded last year’s take.

Although the program was slated to begin at 9:00 AM this morning, I found two vehicles waiting in line as I arrived around 8:30 AM. Those first two dropped off a dozen televisions along with several old computers. That was the beginning and it continued most of the day. It seems that we love our electronic gadgets, but only for a limited time as the size of this year’s collection included at least one old radio console, dozens and dozens of vacuum tube televisions, and scores of the more modern flat screen TV’s, computer monitors, and laptops not to mention DVD’s and a wide assortment of printers, modems and other electronics. By day’s end our drive-through garage was full to overflowing.

Our county recycling program collects resident’s unwanted electronic devices for recycling in an ongoing effort to avoid having the unwanted devices end up in our dwindling landfill space. E-waste, as it is sometimes called, is a growing problem across the nation as the electronics industry continues to pack their products with hazardous materials that none of us want in the ground anywhere near where we live. Toxic heavy metals, such as lead, mercury, cadmium and beryllium are common to electronic devices with smaller amounts of copper, silver and even gold found in some devices. The gadgets are a nightmare to recycle. Containing hundreds and sometimes thousands of parts, the materials can be recycled but they are a bugger to get at as they are small and accessible only after complete disassembly with their myriad fastening systems keeping them in place.

Handling unwanted waste is not a new problem. The most egregious example of the problem occurred some years ago as the City of Philadelphia tried to deal with 14,000 tons of ash that was generated after the city incinerated its waste.  They contracted with a shipper who planned to transport the ash by ship and then dump it in the Bahamas. The Bahamian Government refused to allow the ship to enter their port. The ship then tried the Dominican Republic, Honduras, and Panama, finally getting permission to dump 4,000 pounds of ‘topsoil fertilizer’ in Haiti. The Haitians got wise to the scheme, but the ship slipped out of the harbor before that part of the ash could be reloaded. The ship next went to Europe to find some other place to dump the remaining 10,000 pounds of ash, changing the ship’s name several times in an effort to hide the cargo identity. Finally, the ship left Europe to return to the United States, illegally dumping the ash into the Indian Ocean while enroute. Ahh, the rigors of handling unwanted waste.

The US followed by China are the world’s largest generators of E-waste. It has been reported that 40 million tons of E-waste was generated in the US in 2011 but something over 90 million tons was generated a mere five years later. Where is all that waste going? Sadly, many consumers pitch old TV’s and computers into the garbage where it ends up in a landfill, silently waiting for our children and grandchildren to deal with it. Estimates vary, but some say 70% of E-waste currently ends up in landfills.

The EPA seems unable to deal effectively with the issue especially with the current administration and its bent towards de-regulation. Individual states have taken up the issue instead. Some 25 state legislatures, including Michigan, have adopted legislation covering E-waste, but even those that have rules seem to have little effect as I see many of my neighbors leaving old TV’s at the curbside for the garbage man to pick up. The obvious solution to today’s E-waste problem is to recycle and I urge everyone to participate. I plan to volunteer again this fall in helping collect the old stuff so that I can enjoy my electronic gadgets without feeling guilty about disposing of them. Maybe I’ll see you there.  




















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































The US followed by China are the world’s largest generators of E-waste. It has been reported that 40 million tons of E-waste was generated in the US in 2011 but something over 90 million tons was generated a mere five years later. Where is all that waste going? Sadly, many consumers pitch old TV’s and computers into the garbage where it ends up in a landfill, silently waiting for our children and grandchildren to deal with it. Estimates vary, but some say 70% of E-waste currently ends up in landfills.


































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































The EPA seems unable to deal effectively with the issue especially with the current administration and its bent towards de-regulation. Individual states have taken up the issue instead. Some 25 state legislatures, including Michigan, have adopted legislation covering E-waste, but even those that have rules seem to have little effect as I see many of my neighbors leaving old TV’s at the curbside for the garbage man to pick up. The obvious solution to today’s E-waste problem is to recycle and I urge everyone to participate. I plan to volunteer again this fall in helping collect the old stuff so that I can enjoy my electronic gadgets without feeling guilty about disposing of them. Maybe I’ll see you there.