Happy New Year! I hope this message finds you and yours in good health and good spirits.

I am sitting here in my new office looking out the window at a snowy landscape, a not unexpected tableau for this time of year. My window overlooks our ice-covered pond that is framed by a ring of spruce trees on the east and Norway pines on the north. The side below my window is not tree-covered, although there are a number of shrubs on this west side of the pond where I have grown a mix of shrubs and flowers in two flowerbeds that are interrupted by a grassy area. The fourth edge of the pond has white birches, balsam firs, and a number of quaking aspens that hang over the water. Everything is white as the snow has fallen several times over the last few days, leaving a thin veneer of white on all the evergreen trees but none on the shrubs since they don’t seem to like snow and have surfaces that are not snow friendly, allowing the snow to pile at their roots instead. The wreath of white over the entire pond area is calming, peaceful and pleasant.

My office is now at this high spot on the first floor of our house instead of the former area I reserved in the basement for scribbling or calculating how much money I owed the government --not that I regretted paying, you understand, but I do enjoy complaining about it. The basement has but a single window and it is colder there in the winter than is my current office area. I seem to be a slow learner since it has taken me almost twenty years to decide that a window view and the warmth of my wood stove offered some distinct advantages for an office. Now that I am here with the window and the closeness of available snacks, I have no desire to spend time in the basement. Besides, I am now where my beloved computer rests whenever I am able to tickle the keys in developing some important message like this one, although some might argue the point and substitute the word ‘trivial’ instead of ‘important’.

This is my first blog of the year. For the first time in several years, I failed to compose a Christmas message. That is not factual. Actually, I composed a Christmas message but then decided it was too trivial even by my relaxed standards to justify sending it along to both of my eager readers. This then, is the first blog from me in some while. My excuse for not issuing an earlier blog or Christmas message was that there was nothing to write about since the Pandemic had prevented a rich harvest of material from tumbling into my lap. In other words, I couldn’t think of anything to write about.

I believe things are finally starting to return to a more normal basis. I have fond hopes that the Pandemic business will come, if not to an end, at least to a measure of normality that we can all live with. The Missus and I have done all the science-based things we can do to resist the dreaded virus and I am beginning to feel that, with the aid of our government, we can beat this disease into submission. As one example of a joyful return to normal, I have begun work on a new book of local history. It is consuming effort as I work to tease facts from the jumble of events over the last 150 years.

I’ll let you know what happens. Stay safe. 

 

National Recycling Day is November 15

 

 

According to “National Geographic,” Americans send 64 tons of waste to landfills during their lifetime. That’s 246 million tons of waste each year. National Recycling Day aims to reduce this waste by encouraging Americans to recycle more and purchase more recycled products that can be re-used, recycled or composted.

I am a big proponent of recycling. Putting things that you no longer want into the garbage bin so it can he hidden underground somewhere (but not near you, of course), and too often sent to poorer regions of the country or poorer regions of the world seems like an infantile means to manage a problem that seemingly, we don’t know how, or don’t want to fix. We are still in the mode of making more, throwing away more, and failing to consider the future. If you have never seen it, I recommend the old movie “WALL- E known as (W aste A llocation L oad L ifter - E arth-Class” for a realistic, yet humorous picture of life in the future if we don’t do something constructive about handling our waste.

I am a member of Roscommon County’s Recycling Committee. Michigan used to be a leader in recycling when we were one of the first to place a ten-cent fee on beer cans, bottles and glass bottles to stimulate recycling via the Michigan Beverage Containers Law of 1976. Fast forward to today. We are still at 10 cents and a Michigan State Senator recently proposed a bill to cancel even that piddley amount (the rate should now be 50 cents to keep up with inflation).

We do a lousy job in hiding our waste. For some reason, dropping things in a trash bin and keeping them enclosed until the waste removal truck drops them off at a land-fill seems more than we can manage. The evidence lies in the form of two islands of floating plastic waste in the Pacific Ocean that are larger in area than the state of Texas. Sheesh! If we can’t do the easy thing, think of how bad we are in doing recycling; like making something re-usable from our waste.

America Recycles Day (aka National Recycling Day) became a national holiday on
September 15, 1990. Pass the word. It is time to take this problem seriously. Some European nations do a much better job in recycling than we do.

 Sweden was one of the first countries to establish an official recycling system for glass bottles with refund deposits. I visited an automobile factory in Sweden in the ‘90’s and I was surprised to find McDonald’s had recycling bins in their dining rooms. Thirty years ago! Can we not do as much?

Here is the text from the National Recycling activity that makes a lot of sense to me. What do you think?

1.    Join An Event

Recycling events can be surprisingly fun (and educational). For instance, an event in Missouri involves making bracelets from plastic shopping bags, doing a composting activity, and building something out of recycled goods. Look for events in your area, bring your friends, and get involved. The more you know, the more you can make a difference!

2.   Fully Commit

Recycling is more than just dumping cans into a recycling bin (although that’s part of it). There’s so much more you can do! Make your commitment to reduce, reuse, recycle, and buy recycled.

3.   Share The Love

Excited about your latest recycling trip? Share it on social media using the hashtag #BeRecycled. The more we get the word out, the more we encourage others to recycle and help save the planet!

​3 POWERFUL WAYS RECYCLING SAVES ENERGY:

​It fuels your binge-watching--One recycled tin can would save enough energy to power a TV for three hours.

​It maximizes social media time --One recycled glass bottle can save enough energy to power a computer for 25 minutes.​

​It keeps the lights on--One recycled plastic bottle can save enough energy to power a 60-watt light bulb for 3 hours.

It can truly change the world: Think just one person can’t make a difference? Lauren Singer developed a zero-waste lifestyle where she’s able to reduce, reuse and recycle everything she consumes. She’s got this down to a science — and is now able to fit all of the trash she’s produced within the last four years in a single mason jar. Her website proves that if everyone lived similarly, waste wouldn’t be nearly as much of a problem. What do you think?

 

 

                                        Massasauga

Yesterday afternoon I mowed the front portion of our lawn next to the sidewalk and adjacent to the flowerbed where resides a number of tall plants that are in the last stages of color and vibrant life. As is my wont, I failed to clean up the sidewalk or the flowerbed after putting away the mower. And so it was, in the early evening as I was relaxing with a cocktail to rejuvenate my spent energy, and the Missus was sweeping the sidewalk that I had managed to ignore, she came rushing up to me, camera in hand, and asked did I want to see a snake, a Massasauga. Of course, I did.

I arrived at the sidewalk just in time to see the aforementioned snake strike at my trusty roommate who was just then creeping close to the coiled rattler. The strike did no damage since the critter was so small – seemingly, a baby massasauga. While I watched she bent closer for a better picture and the little devil tried again with the same results. Apparently, the size of your opponent is of no concern to a baby rattler.

Her second attempt with the camera included a close-up photo of the snake’s triangular shaped head and his regular diamond pattern flesh that had no interruptions in color or shape from head to tail. The only thing missing was a distinct rattle, but that may have been because the pose the animal struck prevented a clear view of his nether region or because it was still a baby. After another moment, the snake finally had enough and he slithered back into the tall flowers, presumably to re-occupy his hiding spot.

Since my afternoon libation was beginning to be diluted with the necessary ice-cubes, the Missus and I retreated to the deck to study the photos she had taken. After a close look at the results and a quick consultation with Mr. Google, we concluded “there is no possibility of refutation or doubt,” * that the little creepy, crawly, snake was indeed a massasauga, Michigan’s only rattler and only poisonous snake able to inflict harm and possibly death to a human by his venom. Of course, the last is only true if one exempts those who are likely to die of fright after an encounter.

Michigan is one of the regions where massasaugas continue to have a tenuous hold on life. This snake is the victim of ignorant and frightened humans who seem to believe the only good snake is a dead snake, hence its numbers have been steadily declining in the wet areas where it feeds on crayfish. This one is the 4^th of its type that we have spotted in our neighborhood over the past 20 years. Since they are so rare, this must mean that we have a colony somewhere nearby … or maybe we are just lucky. In any event, it seemed a treat to us to see such a rare and beautiful example of nature, despite his animosity at seeing us.

 

*A common refrain from my Geometry teacher of 60 years ago, Mr. Broman, when we finished a ‘proof’ in our geometry class.

I hope you are having a nice fall,

Bill T

Vacation Time & Climate Change News

 

I am sitting outdoors for the 2^rd evening in a row enjoying the warm air and the sights and sounds of a busy river front at Sault St. Marie, Michigan. We camped here just downstream from the Soo Locks alongside the St. Marys River watching the comings and goings of the large freighters plying the cool and clean water. We have camped many times at the Sault, but never has the weather been this warm.

One of the pleasures in sitting along the river is watching the sun turn from its brilliant yellow afternoon brightness to a muted red color as it moves toward the horizon. However, it is a bit sobering to understand that the red color stems not from some natural occurrence as the sun marks the passage of time, but rather results from the smoke and wildfires that are burning out of control in the western US. The fires are prompted by the unusually dry conditions in California and elsewhere in the west and have nothing to do with forest maintenance and everything to do with climate change.

The forest fires that cover thousands of acres now provokes the smoky air in several parts of the west. The ongoing air pollution has added to the woes of those who have recently contracted Covid 19. As we might have guessed, the pulmonary distress from Covid has been found to be more severe for those who are forced to breathe the polluted air near the firestorm areas. Disasters really do multiply when things go wrong.

The red sun reminds of the recent announcement from the United Nations Committee on Climate Change that things are getting worse, not better. The August 2021 sixth report compiled by an impressive coterie of scientists concluded that time to correct the ills of increasing air pollution is slipping away from us. The report projects that in the coming decades climate changes will increase in all regions.

The report is at its heart a scientific assessment of the earth’s response to the continuously increasing amount of carbon dioxide that humans release to our atmosphere. The data shows that even if we achieve net zero emissions of carbon dioxide soon, we will still have excessive heat and the consequent insults of fire, flooding, drought, storms and so forth in regions all around the world. The amount of air pollution we have already released will cause an increase in temperature of 1.5°C in the next decade.

Here are a number of conclusions from the report and press release.

“Each of the last four decades has been successively warmer than any decade that preceded it since 1850….and there will be increasing heat waves, longer warm seasons and shorter cold seasons.”

“Climate change is intensifying the water cycle. This brings more intense rainfall and associated flooding, as well as more intense drought in many regions. Climate change is also affecting rainfall patterns. In high latitudes, precipitation is likely to increase, while it is projected to decrease over large parts of the subtropics.”

 “Coastal areas will see continued sea level rise throughout the 21st century, contributing to more frequent and severe coastal flooding in low-lying areas and coastal erosion. Extreme sea level events that previously occurred only once every 100 years could happen every year by the end of this century.  Further warming will amplify permafrost thawing, and the loss of seasonal snow cover, melting of glaciers and ice sheets, and loss of summer Arctic sea ice.”

Recently, and for the first time in recorded history, it has rained on the Greenland ice shield instead of snowing.The report provides a terse summary. “This is a code red for humanity.”

Michigan has experienced our share of environmental disasters resulting from climate change and more is expected in the coming months and years. The flooding in Detroit, higher lake levels and decreasing shore lines at our Great Lakes and temperature increases like that in the western Upper Peninsula that has already warmed a whopping 2.7 degrees Fahrenheit since 1951. All the Great Lakes have suffered insults due to climate change. Chief among these has been algal growth that has dire consequences for water quality thereby affecting wildlife and drinking water for humans. Activists have been urging Michigan’s Governor Whitmer to stiffen resistance to the fossil fuel industry by eliminating give-aways sought for pipe lines and to increase the amount of required renewable energy beyond the measly goal of 15% by 2050.

A small measure of optimism can be taken from a close reading of the report. First is the impressive array of human talent that has been brought together for the work. Two hundred thirty-four leading climate experts participated in the conducting the studies and prepared the resulting report. These men and women came from 195 nations and represent humanity’s best thinking on the subject.

 The press release about the report indicates that human actions still have the potential to determine the future course of climate. The evidence is clear that carbon dioxide (CO2) is the main driver of climate change, even as other greenhouse gases and air pollutants also affect the climate. “Stabilizing the climate will require strong, rapid, and sustained reductions in greenhouse gas emissions, and reaching net zero CO2 emissions. Limiting other greenhouse gases and air pollutants, especially methane, could have benefits both for health and the climate.”

So, the future is in our hands. The question is whether we have the will to implement the changes needed to assure the future for our children. Those of us in Michigan should contact both our state and national representatives to let them know that now is the time we want action on climate change remedies.

 

 

 

What You Should Know About Composting (and other important stuff)

 

My Worm Ranch and Other Lies

 

I have been a composter for a long time after having read many ‘how to do it’ articles about composting. Most were glowing reports about the benefits of composting, and how you can help save the world by reducing the amount of your throw-away food stuff. Some of the reports included grandiose claims that aren’t quite true. My composting experience has taught a few things about what works and doesn’t work. Here is my story.

I got into the composting game as a consequence of a bad experience in fertilizing flowers with commercial products guaranteed to create bigger flower blossoms, more potatoes, redder tomatoes and so forth. My bad experience occurred when I was put in charge of managing flower gardens at our church. Early one spring after I had chosen and procured all the new flowers, I had the job of planting each of the tender plants that would provide a variety of colors and shapes in my newly created garden. Since there was talk of entering our church garden in the annual community garden walk, I wanted our garden to look its best. Since I had read too many ads about the benefits of ‘Super Booster Flower Food,’ I purchased a large bag of Super Booster determined to make sure that each of the tender seedlings had a generous helping of Super Boost right from the start of their new life. I reasoned that the best approach would be to put some of the fertilizer in each hole dug for the new plants.

It was a mistake. The plants soon kneeled over and died.

WARNING. DON’T EVER PUT FERTILIZER IN THE PLANTING HOLE DUG FOR NEW PLANTS. (Unless you enjoy watching your new plants slowly die from the effect of too much fertilizer that will ‘burn’ the plant’s roots.)

This grievous error provoked my interest in composting since most of the composting proponents claimed that with proper soil mixtures and generous helpings of composted material, no added fertilizer is needed. Why spend your hard-earned cash for fertilizer when you can make your own? For free, according to the gardening folks who know about such things.

I was hooked. I began my composting at home in a shaded, hidden part of the backyard that very fall. Within weeks I had a gargantuan pile of leaves, weeds and various food wastes that altogether formed a disgusting pile. “Just pile it up and forget it,” said one of the articles. I followed their advice, making regular trips to the backyard pile with left-overs and no thought of aesthetics or the critters that regularly visited the pile to consume those materials they believed were too tasty to ignore. My potato peels and dinner left-overs never went to waste as it always seemed there was someone in the world of wild critters who favored such a dish, leaving in its place a small pile of their wastes (already composted material, it seemed to me). I continued my treks to the compost pile in the winter. As fewer critters were about in the cold, snowy weather, the waste food began piling up, slowly changing colors and losing all semblance of form or color, becoming a pile of disgusting gunk. Fortunately, my pile was well-hidden and I was able to ignore the mess since it was mostly hidden from view and I consoled myself to its nasty appearance with visions of spring time, with a new source of fertile soil springing forth from the pile of wastes. Meanwhile, the pile continued to grow in size. I could hardly wait for spring to arrive.

As winter weather subsided and the month of May appeared, many of our spring birds had arrived before I decided to open up the compost pile and take some of the free, fertile soil for use on my garden beds. Upon examination, I was surprised to learn that the pile was frozen solid, unyielding to my piddling efforts with a shovel. I waited another two weeks as the wild flowers came into bloom and the weeds began to grow in my gardens. One inch below the surface, the hoped-for compost was still frozen solid, impossible to dig. In June, the compost yielded 2 inches of melted soil that I furiously hacked into while the garden weeks grew even higher. The ice was still several inches thick, impossible to dig. It took until early July before the compost pile had finally thawed, allowing me to dig into it, uncovering the still undigested left-overs, that no one would want to see on any garden bed. A new composting strategy was clearly needed. I decided to move my compost pile to an area exposed to the sun in hopes of an earlier melt. I also filled several plastic bags full of leaves to serve as insulation to keep my compost pile warm for next year’s compost. The experts said the leaves would become themselves composted even as they performed their insulating duty. I also decided to hedge my bets and begin a worm ranch in the basement where freezing would not be a problem.

Worm ranching, (or vermiculture, as we experts call it), involves creating a ranch for the worms and feeding them for a period of several months as they create fertilizer, otherwise known as a pile of worm poop. I spent a good share of my first vermiculture winter climbing up and down the stairs to the basement for feeding our left-over food scraps to the worms. In a few weeks I learned what the little red worms liked and didn’t like. Coffee grounds were favorites, while they disdained banana peels and most other left-over fruit peels. It turns out that red worms don’t need many left-over food scraps to be happy. My observation was that they favored eating their shredded paper bedding material since their bedding seemed to rapidly disappear while they ignored my food scraps save the coffee grounds and the odd morsel that was free of meat, diary, and citrus. Around Christmas, I finally gave up on much of the left-overs still adorning the ranch and removed the mushy, blackened peels and other detritus returning it to a rightful place in the trashcan. The worms didn’t seem to mind.

The following spring, I moved the worm ranch to the now-warm garage and opened the frozen outdoor compost pile early, using water to help the sun in thawing the pile. In the meantime, I found that the piles of leaves were just as I had placed them in the fall. The black plastic bags that were supposed to help make compost failed to do any such thing and the leaves were beginning to blow around the lawn due to the large tears in the bags from my rough handling as I tried to nudge them in place around the unforgiving pile of compost. I judged the leaf insulation to be a failure in my compost adventure, despite the garden magazine recommendation.

I kind of forgot about the worms in the ranch that was stationed in a corner of my garage while I watered, turned and fed the outdoor compost. The worms in the outdoor pile seemed much more forgiving than the ranch-raised red worms about their food. The outdoor worms seemed to delight in practically everything I fed them. I remember putting a melon peel in the pile and in several days the peel was coated with large worms, of the size of night crawlers. I assume they were happy with the melon peel while their cousins, the red worms, had earlier ignored all fruit peels. After the spring had turned into early summer and we returned from a camping vacation, I remembered the garage-based worm ranch. I opened the top (worms don’t like light) and was surprised that I hadn’t been greeted by several wrigglers. With no worries, I pushed my hand into the worm poop that now occupied most of the ranch. There was no sign of any worms. None. Apparently, the worms had all gone to worm heaven and they were now as one with the worm poop, leaving no sign of their adventures in the plastic bins that had been their homes. I was a little sad and I hoped they had a good life. Thus ended my six-month adventure into ranch-based vermiculture. I deposited the 12 by 16-inch tray of worm poop into my outdoor compost, certain that the worms there would happily make use of remnants of my ranch.

Now, here it is summertime with the gardens in full bloom and the worms still happily helping to turn lawn, garden, and food wastes into newly created soil. I should add that I have returned to the occasional use of purchased fertilizer, sprinkling it adjacent to growing plants but never in a hole dug for their roots. Sheesh! Who would do such a thing …

Your gardening friend, Bill Green Thumb

 

 

 

A Frightening Experience

 

I want to tell you about my recent scare – a frightening experience which occurred recently and one I am still struggling with. And it is my own fault, since I was unable to leave well-enough alone, and I plunged into new technology for which I am totally unprepared.

The change that I am about to tell began some months ago when I noticed my computer had begun acting up, refusing to respond instantly to my commands, seemingly reluctant to do even the simplest chores.  I ignored the problem for a while in the presumption that it was just a symptom of age. After all, my beloved computer was now several years old and I presumed that maybe it was just that; the old girl was feeling her age a bit, slowing down just like me.

 Over the next several weeks other symptoms of aging became noticeable: some of the lettering on her keys were missing and a few were totally illegible. She also seemed to run out of power quickly, and only the slightest bump caused her to drop her power cord. I finally came to the fateful conclusion – it was time to give up on the old girl and buy a new computer. Of course, I would see to it that she was given a thoughtful end appropriate to our long and happy times together. Not just any dumpster would do after all our hours together.

And so, I began my search for a new machine, thus paying less attention to my old one. Since I have a reputation to uphold, (that of being a cheap-skate) I decided to begin my search for a new machine at Sam’s Club, where I had purchased my last machine. This was based on the assumption of Sam’s superiority in offering the lowest prices for things. Unfortunately, Sam’s had virtually no inventory of laptop computers. With no patience for advanced planning, I was forced to seek family advice about another source for cheap computers. Of course, I turned to my granddaughters.

“The best place is Micro Center,” they said, “You’ll like it, it’s a super center for all things electronic.”

That was almost the kiss of death. The truth was that I was afraid of any computer store where my ignorance about the world of electronics would be on full display. My solution was to convince my granddaughters to accompany me to the super store and point out the computer that they each had at home. My theory was that if was good enough for a 14-year-old, it would be good enough for me and I could avoid the embarrassment of demonstrated ignorance.

The store lived up to my worst fear. It seemed that every computer maker on earth had a display of their offerings. We began at ASSUS, then moved to ACER, and we were heading toward APPLE before being approached by a salesman, a young man who had just left the set of The Big Bang Theory. I knew I was a goner when he asked what kind of machine I wanted and how many Gigabytes were required to satisfy my needs … or something like that. I mumbled a reply just as one of the granddaughters whispered to me that the ACER machine on display looked just like hers. I told the salesman that was the machine I was interested in. The next part of the salesman’s pitch was a jumble of information about solid-state electronics replacing spinning disks and other mysterious blather that seemed mostly nonsense to me. After he went on a bit, I told him the ACER machine was the one I wanted and he flashed a big smile.

“I’ll take it up to the check-out lane for you,” he smiled again as he asked how else he could help. I asked about transferring files and he explained that for just a few dollars more I could get the largest available thumb drive from the check-out kiosk. “Just tell the checkout clerk what you need,” he said through another smile that was becoming tiresome.

Everything seemed to be falling in place until I mentioned my ongoing upset with Microsoft, and their recent threats to shut me down since I hadn’t sent them any money recently. Apparently, my old computer had reported to Microsoft that my subscription to Office 365 was coming to an end, and Bill Gates and his team were sorry that I hadn’t sent them a payment to insure continued availability of the software. The computer salesman seemed sympathetic to my tale, and I brightened to the fact that he seemed baffled by Microsoft and their intransience in the matter of the Office software. Maybe he was a man like me, after all. He broke the spell with his next sentence.

“I can fix that for you. Why don’t you buy your very own copy of Office 365 and load it onto your new machine and never bother with Mr. Gates or his underlings again?” He paused before concluding the sale when he mentioned as an afterthought that having my own Office 365 would occasion a $150 add to the price of the computer, a paltry sum in consideration of the ongoing licensing fee of $100. This turn of the conversation buoyed my confidence and I quickly replied with what I hoped sounded like a nonchalance answer, “Sure, add the 365 software to the bill.” This provoked yet another smile.

I left the store with all the things the salesman said I needed and breathed a sigh of relief as I began the trip home, assuming that the frightful experience was about to end. How little I knew at that point.

I stopped at my son’s house to drop off the granddaughters and brag about my new computer. I managed to solicit some advice from my computer savvy son about setting up the new machine at home. He said the first step should be to copy the files from my old machine and then use the thumb drive to make the transfer. Copying the files from my old computer to the giant-sized thumb drive went smoothly. It was probably because my son did it for me. After I arrived at home, I was on my own to set up the new machine in my home office.

I opened the box expecting to find instructions about getting started. Sure enough, inside was the new computer and a small pamphlet entitled SetUp [sic] Guide. The guide was four pages long; one page with two giant pictures was in English and the remaining pages were written in an indecipherable foreign language. The English portion had but two instructions: plug in the machine then turn it on and follow the onscreen instructions. [I believe I could have gotten that far myself] The pictures were an illustration of the power cord and second drawing was a picture of the start button. Apparently, the ACER executives believe that is all that computer users need to know.

 I did what the Setup Guide said to do, but nothing of consequence happened after I turned on the machine. Technically, that’s not true. Something happened but I couldn’t figure out how it was supposed to help me learn the operating parameters of the machine. Much later I deduced what was supposed to happen. Before explaining this, you need to know that modern electronics are inexorably tied to the internet just as are the current generation of software developers. The intent of Setup Guide was to lead me toward using the internet to locate a page where instructions about using the new ACER machine were supposedly located. I never got that far since the new machine seemed to be unfamiliar with my in-house WiFi system[WT1]  thus voiding an opportunity to sign on to the internet.

I knew I was in trouble from the start when the machine asked for my WiFi user ID and password in order to log-in. After I finally figured out what was wanted, I left my home office and looked for old files labeled “computer.” You can translate that to mean that I asked my wife to help find those miscellaneous scraps of paper I created with passwords scratched on them. She found several records, and I tried each but nothing worked so I finally went to bed, ready to give up to the Gods of the internet. Some days later I stumbled on the correct password info and the machine jumped to life, offering 20 or 30 different screens as entry points for further information. Now I was finally getting somewhere. The most annoying of the screens was an advertisement for Windows 11, proving that my new machine would be instantly out-of-date with its now-antiquated Windows 10.

One of my first successes with the new computer was with the mail. After I clicked open the mail program I was rewarded with 838 emails that had accumulated from the period when I had put away my old machine and purchased the new machine. I was now back in familiar territory, dealing with the annoyance of unsolicited advertising, impossible loads of mail and deadlines that retired men shouldn’t have to face. As I closed out the most annoying of the pages, I realized that learning how to use the new machine would be just a matter of time, with me hunched over the machine, trying to come to grips with the latest technology. It will be a long ride. Stay tuned. I will, no doubt, have much to complain about shortly as is normal practice for me and my computing.

 

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 [WT1] 

Camping in the North Woods

 

Camping (again)

 

This blog is about a recent camping trip and the foibles that occurred despite best intentions and careful planning that began in early spring. Since the pandemic seemed to be coming to an end just as the camping season began, the Missus scheduled an extended camping trip of 10 days with four destinations to welcome the warmer weather. The trip didn’t work out exactly as planned.

But first, a bit of background. Some of you may know that I have a long history of camping beginning while a youngster in Indiana. Since I grew up in the dark ages when parents only worried about children if they had broken something important, like a lamp, or an essential bone, I was allowed to camp with friends at an early age. I remember Snake Island along the Wabash River, and an unfamiliar pasture field owned by the brother-in-law of a neighbor who had boys the same age as my brother and me. Each of these trips provide an example of camping miscalculations since both had an unfortunate happening: The pasture field camping experience erupted in a knock-down, drag-out fight between my brother and me while the river campout caused totally unexpected explosions when we piled river rocks around the campfire and the moisture hidden within expanded, causing the rocks to break and upset our cooking gear just as dinner was being prepared.

The pasture-field fight had a similar outcome. At the beginning it was a minor happening since my brother and I engaged in disagreements most days and fisticuffs were needed to settle matters. Unfortunately, this fight began in the tent that we knocked down during the preliminary wrestling match. Of course, the fight provoked us into rolling around the ground with no thought about our food supplies that featured mostly bread, peanut butter, a can or two of baked beans, and a large bag of potato chips that turned into potato crumbs. In the end we learned that flattened bread worked passably well for peanut-butter sandwiches and potato crumbs were just as nutritious as the undamaged kind. The trip ended well as I recall, and we weren’t attacked by any of the farmer’s cows.

Those distant memories had little bearing on this most recent trip, although sharp-eyed readers may find some parallels since I am the major character in each of the trips recounted and it seems that I have a frequent run of bad luck during campouts that I engage in. This latest trip provoked an outcome that had little to do with my mistakes, but you may wish to judge that for yourself after I recite the details, assuming that you are still awake.

Part of the reason for our latest camping trip was the chance to entertain and enjoy the company of our granddaughters, aged 14 and 16. The trip required some advanced planning since Michigan campgrounds have become extremely popular what with the pandemic limiting other forms of entertainment. Since our granddaughters would be with us, we scheduled visits to campgrounds where swimming was featured, and bicycle trails were abundant.

The first problem to strike was the intervention of life. One girl was scratched from our guest list when she was offered a sought-after job that required her orientation just as our trip was about to begin. The second girl had a sudden medical problem – her ankle was injured during a soccer match and the doctor’s office scheduled a needed examination also at the scheduled trip. There was no cure for either absence. The Missus and I decided to entertain ourselves without the granddaughters by camping in our 5^th wheel immediately following a weekend square dance that was held at a mid-Michigan campground. Other than a sore ankle, the dancing was a hoot after a pandemic-induced year-long absence. Surprisingly, we remembered most of the steps and enjoyed the company of other dancers, including a couple who accompanied us to Bay City, Michigan where we had the next set of reservations for camping. Bay City State Park features both swimming and bicycling along with superb viewing of their natural areas that are dominated by the Tobico Marsh, a wetland that provides a haven for birds of all sizes, colors, and descriptions as they feast on the fish and insects drawn by the wetlands. (Let me know if you want to see any of the several hundred pictures that the Missus captured).

I may have overdone the bicycling part on the first day. After the ride, I waded in the cool water of the Saginaw Bay (named after the long-ago Sauk Indians who reigned over the area), assuming that the cool water would offer palliative care for an overtaxed ankle. It didn’t. Maybe that was because on the following day we went for a longer bicycle ride on the area’s rails to trails path that extends from the park to the city. It was a nice ride through native areas alive with colorful wild flowers and I enjoyed it so much that I felt obliged to call a Bay City official concerning overflowing garbage bins at a pocket park along the trail that provoked a sharp contrast to the beauty of wild areas. He promised to fix the problem.

From Bay City we went to our next camping reservation at Tawas Point, the place where the land has grown to form a long isthmus into the bay from the winds and countless waves. Although this natural process has continued, in recent years the Tawas Point shoreline has been buffeted by the increasing water levels associated with climate change and the melting of sea ice. The park was full of campers and we enjoyed the park’s natural areas. Watching our fellow campers with their families and many dogs reminded us that camping is a family affair. The changes to the beaches and the rip-rap placed along the shore to stem further damage seemed to have no effect on the park’s popularity.

Tawas City and East Tawas have made a giant step forward in sponsoring a new bike trail that has been highly acclaimed by enthusiasts since it is part of the Iron Belle trail that will ultimately run from Detroit’s Belle Isle to the Upper Peninsula’s Iron Mountain, becoming the longest bicycle trail in the nation when it is completed. Of course, we had to test our endurance by a ride on the trail. That evening I had to try the lake wading process again in hopes of reducing the size of the now oversized ankle that was again swollen and warm to the touch. We left the Tawas Point Park after a short, two-day stay.

I am typing this blog at our last campground, Pontiac Lake State Recreation Area, while awaiting a visit from our granddaughter(s). I hopeful that we’ll all be too busy visiting to ride our bikes so that my ankle can recover a bit and I can hide my now-limited biking endurance. Granddaughters don’t need to know everything about their grandparents.

The Big Tree

 

The Big Tree

 You may know that I live in a place where the single most prominent feature of our environment is our wonderful array of forest lands. The forests have come to us honestly; the upper part of Michigan was the principal supplier of wood for lumber during a 35-year period of our history, supplying logs for lumber across the Midwest. The customers for all those Michigan logs were the growing cities across the farmlands in the middle of the country, and industrial centers where forests were absent. Chicago deserves especial mention as it was both a customer and a distributor of Michigan logs as our wood helped build that city and others in the early years when virtually all buildings were made of wood.

Those days are gone along with the great stands of white pine, but the heritage of the industry remains strong as our state and national governments have worked to make the cut-over lands of Michigan again useful by re-creating many of the vast stands of forest lands that were here before the lumberman’s axe. As a result, northern Michigan has national forests, state forests, national and state parks, city and county parks, and large forests owned by private companies for businesses that depend upon trees and logs as raw materials. There are also private individual owners of forest lands both large and small that includes folks like me who have small tracts with lots of trees.

With all these forests and businesses relying on wood as a raw material, you would think we would have many businesses for tree trimming, tree removal and so forth. You would be correct. All those forests use lots of labor to manage them. Accordingly, our area has many small businesses to provide that labor. I am an occasional consumer of that labor as I have had periodic need over the years to help manage the problem of the odd tree falling down or even worse, growing somewhere that I don’t want it to grow. It was this latter case that led to my recent need for removing a big tree, a quaking aspen, better known locally as ‘popple’, a tree that belongs to the cottonwood family.

I had earlier experience in hiring local woodsmen for tree removal work. It was always difficult, and it seemed that you had to know someone to even get an audience. The Godfather movie always came to mind as I waited for a tree boss to say something like ‘So, you know my cousin Vinnie?’

Part of the problem must have been that the high demand for this seasonal work precludes excess work capacity. Another problem was in waiting too late to hire someone as their work schedules quickly filled to capacity during the warm weather months. This became apparent when most of the small tree businesses refused to answer their phones or return calls when I left messages about tree removal work, and it was a surprise when someone actually arrived for an appointment to look at a job. Despite these difficulties, a few years ago, I had two or three trees removed and I included the big tree (it was smaller then), but the tree removal guy didn’t want to take on removing that tree since it was some distance from the others he was doing for me and would added an additional $600 to the bill. So, the tree was left in place, and it continued to grow vigorously. I learned this year that was a mistake.

By this year, the tree had reached near-record dimensions, and if it had fallen for any reason a part of my house would have been its victim. Further, the tree was persistent in its yearly spring-time flowering that resulted in millions of cotton-like tufts cascading on my decks, sidewalks, porches, window screens and everything else within a hundred feet of the tree that was growing on the banks of my pond. Furthermore, the now massive behemoth was still growing, shading my pond, and dropping its leaves and branches in the water. It was finally time to remove it, despite the cost. I faced the prospect once again of trying to find a tree removal work crew who could take on the job.

As luck would have it, this spring a tree work crew was finishing a job in our neighborhood late one afternoon as I passed by. Just as they were loading their truck to leave, on a whim I pulled into the yard and asked the boss if he could look at my big tree and give me an estimate for its removal. He agreed, followed me to my yard and looked over the tree along with two of his men. I stood apart while they conferred, pointing at the upper part of the tree, the adjacent wooded area and periodically shaking their heads. It didn’t seem like a good omen. Finally, the boss came to me. “We can’t get our lift truck back here,” he said, “so it’ll need to have a climber.”

I steeled myself for another rejection, but he continued,“we can do it,” he said. “We have a  hole in our schedule so we can bring it down next week. It ‘ll take just over one day’s work which fits our schedule.”I didn’t kiss him, but he must have seen my pleased expression. His demeanor changed a little as he faced me directly.

“You aren’t going to like this,” he warned, “but to bring this one down we need $1800. You understand that you will have a job in dealing with the branches and logs that we pile up.” I probably agreed a little too hastily at this. He checked his calendar as said his crew would be here the following week.

It was a different crew that arrived the following week to begin the job. We learned later that this crew were subcontractors to the boss who quoted the job. The straw boss of this crew was a man who had spent the last thirty years climbing trees, cutting the ever-larger branches from the top to the bottom of the tree into smaller pieces that could be lowered to the ground by ropes that his ground-based workmen managed, all done at his direction.

In short order I learned by watching that the climber was a master at his work; he attached his climbing gear, with those sharpened hooks on his boots, an assembly of ropes, a chain saw, a few pulleys, and a contraption that allowed him to pull himself upwards as he scaled the tree. Using this climbing gear he slowly worked his way up the tree until he was some 70 feet above the ground and perched on a ridiculously slender branch before beginning to work on the topmost branches of the tree. The procedure was always the same as he removed one branch after another; tying a pulley to the shore-side of the tree, then tying each branch to be cut with a husky rope, fishing the loose end of the rope through the pulley, then dropping the rope to the waiting men below.

The climber’s chain saw hung from his belt, dangling six feet below so as not to interfere with his climbing from perch to perch. Once he had established himself at a crotch of the tree and tied his safety belt securing him in place so that he had both hands available, he pulled his chainsaw into position. Then he pulled the rope to start the engine and operate the chainsaw with one hand while guiding each falling branch with his other hand. The ground-based workmen then lowered the branch away from the pond to the ground where they began piling up the refuse for my eventual disposal.

Watching the crew work as the tree slowly began to diminish in size was a treat. The climber was akin to a conductor of an orchestra, directing his men, swinging from branch to branch as he worked efficiently to bring the monster to the ground, piece by piece. I have to say he earned his wages honestly, doing the hard and dirty work quickly and without taking a break. By lunchtime, the upper parts of the tree were mostly on the ground while the larger, six inch and larger branches remained to face the saw. At that point, I didn’t notice the size of the pile of brush that had accumulated on the ground. The men on the ground were running out of room for more branches so they began to pile the larger pieces on top of the brush. Those pieces and the large center part of the tree came down the following day. I could feel the ground shake when the big tree came down in one piece and hit the soft ground. Shortly after, the tree men packed their gear and drove away.

So now I’m dealing with the aftermath of the climber’s performance, dragging the brush away and cutting firewood-sized pieces from the big and bulky logs that measure 30 inches in diameter. Next will be the splitting up of those large pieces that are much too large for my wood-burner. It looks to be a job lasting much of the spring and well into summer. I’m hoping that the job is not bigger than me. I’ll let you know …

Woodsman Bill

                          An R-rated Blog for May, 2021

 

It appears that I reached a new, all-time high in my continuing demonstration that I am an electronic neophyte, a bumbling sod in all areas of electronic communications, not to mention my limited expertise in computers and associated hardware. Here’s the story.

After a hard day of retirement project work, I decided to rejuvenate my spent body by a leisurely bath. As is my wont, I took my phone into the bathroom so that I could use my time studying Facebook posts while waiting for the tub to fill. That task being completed, I climbed into the steaming water, searching for a semi-comfortable position willing my sore muscles to relax amidst the steamy hot water. I put my phone aside, but close enough to reach, just in case.

While you are getting this picture, I’ll sneak in some background. Our neighbor and friend, I’ll call her Ivy, is currently in a nursing home recovering from a nasty fall that resulted in several broken bones. To relieve her tedium at the convalescent home, we have visited her in person on several occasions and learned that she is equipped with her electronic communication gadgets, so I wasn’t surprised when my phone announced that she was calling. The announcement was a little different than most, but I paid no attention as I bent over the edge of the tub and retrieved my own trusty electronic talking machine, confident that this would be a telephone call like any other.

Me: Hello, Ivy

Ivy: Is that you Bill? Your voice sounds a little different, as if you are in an echo chamber. (pause) Is that water I see?

Me: (lengthy pause) I ….ah, yes. How did you know and what did you mean ‘I see’?

Ivy: (laughter) Are you in the bathtub? (more laughter) Yes, you are in the bathtub!

Me: (a shouted aside) Marjorie! Come here and take the phone, please! (My voice must have announced my panic as I hoped. Marjorie appeared shortly thereafter to take away my phone that had suddenly become a movie camera for Ivy.

You probably get the picture. Apparently, the announcement that I missed when the phone call came in was that this was a video call. Ivy had her video chat feature turned on enabling her to see me and my bathing habits just by my answering the phone. I should have realized this as her picture came up along with her voice. As this tidbit of information dawned on me, it occurred to me that I should have been careful which way I turned the phone especially while handing it over to Marjorie since it had suddenly become a voyeurs dream machine for even an amateur spy like Ivy. And what about that feature that allowed the phone to focus – not on my face – but my nether regions at a push of the button. Might I have unwittingly pushed the button while handing it over?

I was tempted to drown my phone to end my torment. In the end, I wisely chose to chuckle in concert to Ivy’s uproarious laughter since it seemed that my discomfiture was approximately equal to her amusement.

I didn’t know about video calls that could be turned on without the recipient’s awareness, nor do I know if my phone has a similar feature beyond the infamous Zoom software that sometimes works. The next time I see Ivy, I’ll ask her to explain it to me and I’m sure we’ll have another good laugh together.

I am passing along this experience of mine as a public service. I suggest being careful with this feature on your phone as it may get you in hot water, just as it did me.

 

 

Climate Change News You Need to Know

                                              Roscommon/Crawford Chapter

Climate Change News

I follow a number of organizations who report findings concerning climate change on the internet. One of my favorites is the Environmental Defense Fund,* a US nonprofit environmental advocacy group. Most of the information for this blog came from their recent posting, “Now is the Time for Bold Action on Climate.” Here is a synopsis of their three recommendations for action.

1. Electrify the transportation sector while cleaning up electricity generation

Transportation is the single largest source of climate pollution in the U.S. Fortunately, we have the technology that offers jobs, cleaner air and a big reduction in air pollution.

By 2035, all new cars — and by 2040, all new trucks and buses — sold in the U.S. must be zero emission, with deployment prioritized in frontline communities that have long suffered a disproportionate burden of air pollution.

Momentum is building. GM, Volvo and some other automakers have already embraced this goal for cars. The U.S. Department of Energy recently announced $162 million in funding to pioneer electrified medium- and heavy-duty trucks. We need to speed the transition to electric vehicles while ensuring that electric power is 100% clean by 2035.

At the same time, we must ensure that by 2030, zero-emission cargo ships are using green alternative shipping fuels to travel deep-sea shipping routes and sustainable aviation fuels are meeting a significant portion of global demand by 2030. Doing these things will help assure that by the middle of the 21^st century, transporting our goods across the globe will no longer add to the world’s climate pollution.

2. Harness the power of nature to help stabilize the climate

Achieving net zero emissions by mid-century requires stopping tropical deforestation and removing some of the climate pollution already released into the atmosphere. This demands scientifically sound natural climate solutions, such as protecting and managing forests, farms, oceans, and grasslands to store carbon — while also creating markets and investments to bring these solutions to scale — for example, by rewarding indigenous people and other rainforest defenders for their invaluable work.

3. Slash methane pollution to supercharge planet-saving strategies.

 

The fastest way to put the brakes on climate warming right now is to reduce highly potent methane pollution. Our climate plan can’t stop at carbon dioxide. Methane pollution drives over 25% of today’s warming and reducing it requires immediate action to prevent more extreme climate impacts, such as severe storms and hotter fire seasons. Only by slashing methane pollution can we save Arctic sea ice.

 

The world cannot avoid climate catastrophe without China’s active participation. This includes making firm commitments for methane reduction targets and national methane standards. Europe has an opening to play an outsized role too. The world’s largest gas importer can use its buying power in coordination with countries outside the EU to signal to the global market that only the gas with the lowest methane emissions profile will be purchased.

 

“There have been moments throughout history that have tested the will of humankind. The bold have stepped forward to change the course of history and transform the world for the better.

Our climate moment is now — right now.”

 

 *Fred Krupp is the founder and president of Environmental Defense Fund. He became acquainted with recycling through his father's company, which used old rags to create roofing material. From his initial focus on recycling he gravitated toward climate issues, ultimately becoming an attorney and educator. He is a graduate of Yale University with a law degree from the University of Michigan where he has taught environmental law at both schools.

 

In other news, Chief executives from the likes of Unilever, Microsoft and Apple are among the 310 business leaders who recently released a letter urging the Biden administration to back up its 2050 net-zero target with a strong interim emissions goal.

In the open letter co-ordinated by the We Mean Business Coalition and Ceres, the executives praise the administration’s decision to re-commit the US to the Paris Agreement and to table a climate bill including a 2050 net-zero target. Since the bill, known as the CLEAN act, was first introduced to the House of Representatives last month, Biden has built on his pledge to create 10 million clean energy jobs with sweeping jobs and infrastructure plans.

The letter argues that, for the US pathway to net-zero to be “credible” and for the full economic potential of the low-carbon transition to be realized, a legally binding climate target for 2030 should be developed. The target should require the US to reduce annual emissions by at least 50% by 2030, against a 2005 baseline, after the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s (IPCC) landmark 2018 report stated that global net emissions should be halved by 2030 to deliver the Paris Agreement’s 1.5C pathway.

“A bold 2030 target is needed to catalyze a zero-emissions future, spur a robust economic recovery, create millions of well-paying jobs, and allow the US to build back better from the pandemic,” the letter states.

“A 2030 target will also guide the US government’s approach to more sustainable and resilient infrastructure, zero-emissions vehicles and buildings, improved agricultural practices, and durable carbon removal.”

In the meantime, the New York Times reports that deforestation of the world continues. Most of the usual suspects — Brazil, Democratic Republic of Congo, Bolivia and others — made the list of countries with high levels of deforestation. Brazil alone was responsible for about 40 percent of the loss. But Indonesia fell out of the top three for the first time since the institute began its reports two decades ago, thanks in part to government enforcement efforts.

Why it matters: By sequestering huge amounts of carbon dioxide, tropical old-growth forests are crucial for combating climate change.

The numbers: 10.3 million acres. That’s the total tropical forest loss last year, about the same surface area as Switzerland. — Henry Fountain

  

Springtime Cottages and Worms

 

Springtime Blog

 

The weather here in my neighborhood is finally starting to get warmer (the ice on my road has finally melted), so it seems an appropriate time to send along a new blog before you-all get too busy to read my scribblings. The picture below is a good place to start. You may know ours is a vacation area and thus we have any number of cottages that dot the area since ‘downstaters’ hunger for the rustic environment that our area offers.

The photo shows me standing next to one of the many hot properties in my neighborhood. I asked the Missus for this picture in case I decide to invest in this estate and then flip it for sale at an exorbitant price to some young, nature-loving, and wealthy individual who believes that I have an honest face. Of course, I will need to advertise this as ‘needs some loving attention’ or ‘perfect for a handyman or handywoman.’

OOPs! I forgot to get a picture of the privy in the back.

                                A Possible Real Estate Investment?

I won’t sell to just anyone, of course, since this property is in my neighborhood and just one road past my estate that is accessible by bicycle. Just so that I am not inundated by telephone messages from those of you interested in purchasing, I should warn you that I have not yet ventured any of my own capital on this project. Thus far, this project is simply a flight of fancy, somewhat inhibited by my lack of energy and the stout lock on the remaining front door that is still attached.

I came upon this property on one of our many bicycle rides. Now that I have a bum ankle, bicycling is a better pastime for the Missus and I instead of our former walking. I purchased a new bike for the Missus some while ago, and this year, feeling somewhat jealous of her ride, I decided to purchase a similar bike for myself. It’s an aluminum-framed bike, a real humdinger, although yesterday I discovered that the rear tire wouldn’t hold air pressure, so now the new bike seems more like an umdinger.

Since you asked, yes, my ankle has been a problem for a few years now, as it has caused me grief whenever I overworked the finicky thing. I’m finally past that troublesome pain from over-use. Now, my ankle complains all the time.

At maple sugaring time last year, I spent one all-day session on my feet, hunched over a large pot of boiling sap. The following day my ankle decided that walking was completely out of the question. The discomfort lasted for the next several days, so I went to see our local podiatrist. He asked me how the maple syrup came out. Then he fitted me with a boot and said he would see me in three months. The boot helped me to hobble along, but did little to help my speed or flexibility on the pickleball court.

Next, I saw an orthopedist, a doctor with extensive training at several schools and hospitals and more degrees and honors than I could imagine. He said that ankle surgery has a lengthy recovery and often has questionable results, but he could give me a shot of cortisone as a starting place to see how much help that provided. I got the shot. When I left his office, my foot and ankle felt like I was walking on air. I began to have hope for better pickleball, after all. The remarkable improvement in comfort lasted for a complete afternoon. The next day the improvement was a distant memory. I haven’t yet been back to that sawbones, either.

One of the changes I will need to manage soon is the care and outdoor re-location of my worm ranch and yes, the worms are doing just fine, eating our leftovers and creating worm fertilizer for gardening. My first colony is almost ready to graduate. Over the winter they increased in number and size. My favorite worm, Ralphie, has outgrown every other worm in the ranch. The worms were supposed to be Red Worms, small little wrigglers with a slight tinge of red. Somehow Ralphie sneaked into the batch as he is more the size of a nightcrawler than a redworm. So far as I know, Ralphie gets along fine with his mates – at least none of them have complained to me.

The original ranch has become two. A month or so ago, I decided that the first colony was getting cramped for space, so I set up a second ranch and transferred a couple dozen wrigglers into the new plastic tub. I decided to name the new tub after the Missus, keeping the original ranch as Camp Ralphie after my friendly, oversized worm. As soon as our nighttime temperatures are above freezing, I’ll put some worms from the first ranch in one of my gardens outdoors and begin the indoor ranching again with a few holdovers and new bedding.

I have learned quite a bit about worm ranching. One of the most important things is that worms are fussy eaters. (Who would have guessed?) There are several things they don’t like, so it is a waste of time to feed them any dairy, meat, or anything with substantial fat. They also shun citrus, and they don’t seem fond of onion peels or similar smelly veggies. Following these recommendations assures that the ranch will be odor – free. One of the things they do like is paper – shredded paper preferred, of course. They thrive on constant moisture and my source says they like to suck on cardboard, although I have yet to find any suckers in either of my ranches, despite my careful placement of moistened cardboard over the top of each pasture in the ranch.

Since the worm thing has been so successful, I’ll be certain to send you a summertime garden picture showing the vigorous veggies that I expect to grow after I flood them with worm poop.

Oh! I forgot to mention that I have a new book that should be available at Amazon shortly. For my Indiana friends and relatives, this one is about the Wabash River in northeast Indiana and the famous Indian who lived there, a remarkable Indian known everywhere as Little Turtle. Just ask if you want to know more and I’ll send you something.

 

Bill T

 

March 2021 North Woods Journal

 

I realize that I haven’t spoken with you in a while. In fact, this blog is intended to explain my surprising quietude that is uncharacteristic. (How about that ‘quietude.’ I just made that up, then I was surprised that there is an actual word. I’ll need to remember that for my next scrabble contest.)

So, there are quite a few reasons for my quietude. First is the pandemic – with the forced isolation, nothing much has happened worthy of talking about. Secondly, I have been busy with other scribbling, (more about that at another time), and lastly, I have spent an inordinate amount of time wrestling with my computer.

You may know that I have two blogs; this one and another that vents my emotions concerning climate change. The climate change blog has been both a treat and an ongoing challenge as I have fallen into the habit of preparing twice-monthly climate change blogs. Of course, those blogs require homework, unlike this blog that is routinely made of thin air with little thought before- hand. The climate change blog has a list of recipients, namely, members of the local Citizen Climate Lobby for our Roscommon County and the adjacent Crawford County. I feel like  preparing this blog is an important task as the future of our world depends upon us taking action to remedy the problem before it is too late.

Before you send me a nasty note, I should tell you that I realize not everyone shares my view about climate change. You should know, however, that more and more people have become believers, including a surprising number of congress members from both political parties. To my continuing surprise, none of them have asked to see my blogs. They must know about quietude as they are all practicing it.    

This second blog about climate change is the reason for my recent computer fight. As I noted, I have been doing the homework, writing the blog, posting it, and then sending a notification to our membership that the blog is ready for their detailed examination whenever they have sufficient quietude to study my offerings. The listing of our local group changes regularly as we get new members, as folks change their e-mail addresses, and so forth. Our hard-working leader sends me regular updates of the membership list so I can send out notifications coincident with each new blog. Pretty straight-forward, don’t you think? That was indeed the case until the proverbial monkey wrench was thrown.

In this case, the monkey wrench was good news, our membership increased substantially when the national organization sent us a new list of members from their computers to our local group. I didn’t notice anything different when I received my copy of the revised list for sending my blog. It turns out that I had a little more to learn about sending e-mail notifications about my blogs. The new list of members had a few changes that I failed to notice. The changes still seem minor to me, but apparently the Gods of Computer Land think that adding a comma instead of a semi-colon is a major failing and unacceptable in the world of HTML and e-mail addresses. Adding names written in English is also forbidden if they are intermixed with e-mail addresses and God-forbid, doing anything that interferes with the function of the little carrots seems to upset the hand-cart even more.

Don’t know what the carrots are? I didn’t either nor do I now, but I think they are HTML characters that basically say, pay attention, or quit paying attention. Here is a carrot “<” and an uncarrot, “ > ”. You need to insure that you have one before and one after the accurate writing of each e-mail address if you want something to happen when you push the send button.

The things that I just explained took me several hours spent over several weeks before I finally learned that when they are wrong, no amount of swearing will make the computer do something it doesn’t want to do.

So, that’s my story. I expect that having learned my lesson about carrots, semi-colons and mixing names with e-mail addresses will finally give me more quietude and time to prepare my blogs. See you then, < Bill >.